what movie did i watch this week? did it suck? was it great? read on to find out....

WHITE NOISE....more like slow death....

holy crap....how can i get back the 2 hours of my life that i wasted watching this? seriously. why is michael keaton allowed in movies....i know i know....he was a kickass batman but whats he done since? friggin a....NOTHING. i hate it when they make these marginally interesting movies and then decide to cast even worse actors in leading roles. heres the movie in a quick summation. guy and wife are in love....wife dies....guys sad....meets a fat guy who reminded me of comic guy from the simpsons....fat guy says he talks to dead people....guy is sceptical....sees his wife in a tv....gets obsessed....buys alot of nice tv gear that he uses to tape snow channels....watches lots of snow....finds a dude that killed his wife and tracks him down....gets killed by some wierd demons from the tv....live happily ever after in the snow with his wife....the end. how long did it take to read that? like 10 seconds....well thats exactly 1 hour 59 minutes and 50 seconds less than it took me to get the same story. save yourself the pain....go watch DEAD ALIVE or something good.